Obit warns: "Please, don't email me, I'm dead"

A Pennsylvania man left an important message for those who knew him: “Please, don’t email me, I’m dead.”

Kevin J. McGroarty, 53, died Tuesday. His obituary, which has gone viral online after being published in the Wilkes-Barre Times Leader, revealed he had a long battle “with mediocracy”.

McGroarty left behind no children “that he knows of”, according to the obituary, but if he had children, he would have named a son, “Almighty Thor” and his daughter, “Butter Cup Patchouli.”

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